OMG I'm so freaked out by the photo that I can't even come up with a comment!
Awesome photo! And congratulations on a successful mission.
I am laughing, but trying not to laugh.
Good luck with the recovery.
Thanks, DGM. I will never again be able to eat peas without picturing your slender white thighs.
Oh, yeah, did Barney's Biggest Fan take the photo? Or is Hot Wife on her knees already?
OMG-Way too funny....How did they ever operate on those Brass Balls??
I'm absolutely in hysterics over here because it's a bag of PETITE peas.
Sorry - shouldn't laugh at your pain. Plus, nice legs.
I'm laughing because I have images of what happens when a tongue hits an ice cube.... and? petite peas.
hope all is well.
This photo MADE MY DAY.
All I have to say is, FOLLOW THE AFTER CARE INSTRUCTIONS!!
i will neer look at a bag of peas the same way ever again.....
feel better soon.
I'd need a freezer bag full of Ore-Ida crinkle fries.
AAAHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!!!!
dude. didn't they shave you?! you gonna get you some hair all up in them peas! (pees=peas...hahaha!!!)
Great shot. Christmas/Hannukah card photo? And remember, DMG, you are NOT sterile yet! Don't go shooting that thing off until you get the ALL CLEAR!
Huummmm....
oh. my. god. i can't believe you had the BALLS to put up this picture. kudos, sir.
!
NIIIIIIIIIICE. Happy Friday!
Very nice holiday message.
That IS what you're doing, right?
Peas on earth?
(Hope you're feeling better by now.)
(I want you to know that I'm not giggling. Not one little bit.)
(I think you might know me well enough by now, not to believe that for a moment.)
I don't know how to tell you this, but in the UK, which has traditionally been ridiculed for the quality of its healthcare, when a chap wants to carry on playing mummies and daddies without becoming a daddy, they simply snip a little wossname* in his doobrie**. It appears that in California, if not the whole of the US, they replace his dangly bits with a pack of frozen vegetables. No wonder there is a litigation culture over there.
Too many questions. What happens when the vegetables start to defrost? Is that why your governor walks funny? Do American women prefer the taste before or after the op when performing youknow***? Do they put the removed bits in the supermarket to replace the peas in the hope that customers will not notice?
* euphemism for thingy
** euphemism for howsyourfather
*** euphemism for nudge-nudge, wink-wink
You are really tooooooo much!
Petite, indeed.
Speedy recovery, DGM!
(Speechless). Which is rare for me.
Perhaps you should have saved this picture for Thursday for a little half nekkid.
Wow, I see Hotwife spared no expense and didn't buy you just any peas, not the generic off brand but Trader Joes' petite peas!!! You are so spoiled.
All I can say is "milk it for all it's worth."
I would leave it a couple of days before you milked it.
You either have really big hands or a really small ass. Congratulations on being able to look forward to a lifetime of panic-free monkey love.
i think this picture possibly scares me more than the one in the green speedo-like thing.
actually no... suspender-speedo REALLY has no equal.
kudos for the bravery of posting this on the internet.
Hot wife should be holding the peas. That's all I'm saying.
Happy recuperation!
Um, aren't the cold parts supposed to go underneath, closer to the part that was cut?
But nice legs dood.
just saw this pic from my friends blog...
http://itsmyescape.blogspot.com/
you didnt go to THAT place, did you??
Speechless... your fans are right on target today! The comments are just as funny as the photo!! Speedy recovery to you. You're in my thoughts and prayers. :)
Speechless... your fans are right on target today! The comments are just as funny as the photo!! Speedy recovery to you. You're in my thoughts and prayers. :)
It just ain't right to be holding anything marked "petite" over your junk, Danny.
That's all I'm sayin'.
alright then.
Man. Really feel for you man. By the way, how do you stay so thin?
Wow. You got respectable guts! These comments are priceless! You should frame them
OMG I'm so freaked out by the photo that I can't even come up with a comment!
Awesome photo! And congratulations on a successful mission.
I am laughing, but trying not to laugh.
Good luck with the recovery.
Thanks, DGM. I will never again be able to eat peas without picturing your slender white thighs.
Oh, yeah, did Barney's Biggest Fan take the photo? Or is Hot Wife on her knees already?
OMG-Way too funny....How did they ever operate on those Brass Balls??
I'm absolutely in hysterics over here because it's a bag of PETITE peas.
Sorry - shouldn't laugh at your pain. Plus, nice legs.
I'm laughing because I have images of what happens when a tongue hits an ice cube.... and? petite peas.
hope all is well.
This photo MADE MY DAY.
All I have to say is, FOLLOW THE AFTER CARE INSTRUCTIONS!!
i will neer look at a bag of peas the same way ever again.....
feel better soon.
I'd need a freezer bag full of Ore-Ida crinkle fries.
AAAHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!!!!
dude. didn't they shave you?! you gonna get you some hair all up in them peas! (pees=peas...hahaha!!!)
Great shot. Christmas/Hannukah card photo? And remember, DMG, you are NOT sterile yet! Don't go shooting that thing off until you get the ALL CLEAR!
Huummmm....
oh. my. god. i can't believe you had the BALLS to put up this picture. kudos, sir.
!
NIIIIIIIIIICE. Happy Friday!
Very nice holiday message.
That IS what you're doing, right?
Peas on earth?
(Hope you're feeling better by now.)
(I want you to know that I'm not giggling. Not one little bit.)
(I think you might know me well enough by now, not to believe that for a moment.)
I don't know how to tell you this, but in the UK, which has traditionally been ridiculed for the quality of its healthcare, when a chap wants to carry on playing mummies and daddies without becoming a daddy, they simply snip a little wossname* in his doobrie**. It appears that in California, if not the whole of the US, they replace his dangly bits with a pack of frozen vegetables. No wonder there is a litigation culture over there.
Too many questions. What happens when the vegetables start to defrost? Is that why your governor walks funny? Do American women prefer the taste before or after the op when performing youknow***? Do they put the removed bits in the supermarket to replace the peas in the hope that customers will not notice?
* euphemism for thingy
** euphemism for howsyourfather
*** euphemism for nudge-nudge, wink-wink
You are really tooooooo much!
Petite, indeed.
Speedy recovery, DGM!
(Speechless). Which is rare for me.
Perhaps you should have saved this picture for Thursday for a little half nekkid.
Wow, I see Hotwife spared no expense and didn't buy you just any peas, not the generic off brand but Trader Joes' petite peas!!! You are so spoiled.
All I can say is "milk it for all it's worth."
I would leave it a couple of days before you milked it.
You either have really big hands or a really small ass. Congratulations on being able to look forward to a lifetime of panic-free monkey love.
i think this picture possibly scares me more than the one in the green speedo-like thing.
actually no... suspender-speedo REALLY has no equal.
kudos for the bravery of posting this on the internet.
Hot wife should be holding the peas. That's all I'm saying.
Happy recuperation!
Um, aren't the cold parts supposed to go underneath, closer to the part that was cut?
But nice legs dood.
just saw this pic from my friends blog...
http://itsmyescape.blogspot.com/
you didnt go to THAT place, did you??
Speechless... your fans are right on target today! The comments are just as funny as the photo!! Speedy recovery to you. You're in my thoughts and prayers. :)
Speechless... your fans are right on target today! The comments are just as funny as the photo!! Speedy recovery to you. You're in my thoughts and prayers. :)
It just ain't right to be holding anything marked "petite" over your junk, Danny.
That's all I'm sayin'.
alright then.
Man. Really feel for you man. By the way, how do you stay so thin?
Wow. You got respectable guts! These comments are priceless! You should frame them
The whiteness of it all!