I have often thought that having two webbed toes on my left foot made me a bit of a freak.

Not anymore.

No, I'm not speaking of the fact that Ms. Berry appears to be smuggling raisins from one side of Melrose Avenue to the other in her silk-pillowcase-turned-ugly-ass-shirt (although that IS quite a stunt). I'm talking about her foot.

Here. Let's zoom in.

One. Two. Three. Four. Fiiiiive...SIX! SIX! SIX FUCKING TOES, YOU GUYS!

I used to think Halle was hot. She was in that heinous movie with Travolta a whiile ago and I went to see it four times because she took her boobies out in it. But my image of her is forever tarnished. I mean LOOK AT THAT THING! My duckie paws look like a nude supermodel covered in beer and ice cream compared to that hoof.

If that foot was a person, it would look like this:

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Six toes? Thanks for ruining my day!

As if that zoom-in picture of the "mutant toe" wasn't harsh enough....you just had to throw in the chubby dude.

Sweet...

Doesn't really matter to me. Whether she has an odd or even number of toes, if there's webbing or not, or perhaps if she can use them to adhere to walls, I don't care.

Even the best feet still aren't attractive. Feet are the bastard children of body parts. Nobody wants to see feet.

Except people who really really want to see feet. And let's not talk about them.

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My eyes!

*stabs her eyes out with a rusty spork*

yowza that man's hot. completely takes my mind off the freak foot.

If feet are the bastard children of body parts, elbows and ears are the bastard stepchildren.
Is the ugly naked guy a eunuch?

Ok, where did you get that picture of my boyfriend????

Relative of yours?

Um. Yeah, thanks for that. Throwing up twice before 8am is always a good thing.

The 6 toes MAY be a big ole corn, either way it's Halle Berry and I'm NOT that totally grossed out..but MAN w/ the fat guy w/ his junk tucked in...I was eating a banana dude, that's just not right.

What happened to his weiner?

I knew there was something "off" about Halle. Damn six-toed freaks!

You photoshopping meanie!

I think that the alleged "sixth toe" is actually what happens to the feet of women who walk around in those really pointy shoes and ignore tha fact that their feet feel like they are about to fall off (if, in fact they still have feeling in their feet.

Regardless, DGM, your webbed toes are WAY sexier than that nastiness attached to the bottom of Halle Berry.

BTW, I like how the fat guy's ass is so big that you can see it from the front! w00t!

I'm with the above poster - the "sixth toe" could be a bunion. Which is curable only by very painful surgery. I'd probably walk around looking like I had a sixth toe rather than go through that.

The goggles... they do nothing!

Some warning would have been nice dude.

where did you get my picture? i am going to have to sue for royalties from you for publishing my pic online. and for all yall's information, it aint tucked in, it is so small that the only way i could see it (because my bellie is so big it disappeared a long time ago) is to have my fat girlfriend(looks like roseanne, talks like rosie, and is older than barbara walters)use a cheap camera and then take it to walgreens to get it developed. same place i got my colt 45 from.

still waiting for the duck feet- did I miss them? and dude, for some reason I read during breakfast, my own fault, I know, but damn!

I thought you might want to know that there is beer-flavored ice-cream you can buy!

I am serious. I was at this party and they served that ice cream. It was awesome. I donno how else to describe it.

You should give it a shot!

I KNEW you'd had gastric bypass surgery!

It's actually a bunionette (I kind you not). It is what happens when women wear a shoe that is too narrow or too small...

And the dude? I think I'm in love...sigh.

Thanks. I feel sooo much better about myself now. Especially my ugly feet.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm blind.

I used to be against flag-burning (the morality of it, not the legality). But after seeing that man's bandana, I'd be the first one with a lighter.

And is that a can of Diet Shasta he's holding? Oh, the irony.

Something tells me, if he was wearing a shirt, it would be of the "If you can read this, the bitch fell off!" or "It's not a gut, its the fuel tank for my sex machine" variety.

Good times...

YOu really should warn people. You are leaving yourself open for a lawsuit. Look how many people went blind. Sure we still would have looked- but a warning...

It must be jelly - cuz jam don't shake like that.

I keep coming back here and looking at this! I SWEAR I have seen that guy on tv somewhere....

Quoted from the news:
"Halle Berry proud of her shapely feet"

Halle Berry thinks she has beautiful feet, and says she's proud they're still smooth and delicate.

The actress told German FHM magazine she was proud they're in such good condition after being squeezed into fashionable shoes.

She said: "I think they're well-shaped after all the torture they've had to endure. I've worn high-heeled shoes so often and still I've managed not to get any corns, crooked toes or scars. My feet look really good."

DGM, I think that close-up picture has been tainted. Look at it real close. Where did you get it? Did you take that picture?

Where the HELL did you get the naked dude shot from? And why?! What have we ever done to you?

Definately doctored. The extra one is blurry where the rest are not.

I had SO much to say (or not say) and then I checked out the comments. Couldnt have put it better (thanks Penny, Lori and Katey et al...).

Damn. My libido just withered away.

i think i'm gonna hurl.

Funniest god damn thing I've seen in years.

And for the record, I'd still tap that.