Galvanize
I actually had a lot of fun with yesterday's greatest hits entry. Weeding through four years of entries is at once horrifying and thrilling.
So I decided to do it one more time. Here are Dad Gone Mad's greatest hits, volume 2.
WHAT NOT TO WEAR TO A TESTICLE EXAMINATION -- I get fondled.
DORA THE SCREAMING, PEDOPHELIAC, SHOE-FETISHIST EXPLORER -- This is the entry that caused quite an uproar among the humorless Dora apologists.
SANDWICHED IN -- This didn't really happen.
THE HO DEPOT. WE CAN DO YOU. YOU CAN HELP. -- One of my personal favorites.
CAREFUL, SWEETHEART. YOU'RE SITTING ON SANTA'S TESTICLES. -- I used to place Santa in a shopping mall in the San Fernando Valley.
BY REQUEST: MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE -- The title says all you need to know.
Finally, a note about the title of this entry. Galvanize means to shock or excite (someone), typically into taking action. The action I want you to take is participation in the fund-raising effort for Cody, the 14-year-old son of my friend Jimbo who died last Friday. All proceeds from DGM and Hot Wife t-shirts sold in November will go to a fund established in Cody's name. My goal is to raise $1000, and we are slightly more than halfway there. Even if buy just a XXL t-shirt to sleep in, every penny helps a great kid.
In the words of The Chemical Brothers, "The time has come to... galvanize. Don't hold back."
I always just thought Dora was an obnoxious brat. I never realized she was also a sexual deviant.
Of course I used to love the Smurfs and I never wondered what on earth they did for fun when there were 99 guys and one chick in that 'shroom village.
I think a need a shower in bleach now.
You forgot "Puff the Magic Dragon". Can't believe some people got that bent by your Dora the Explorer blog. Too frickin funny.
I work in the metals industry (exciting, I know) and that's the only place I ever hear galvanize.
DGM -
True or false: While you acted like hot shit with Wanda at the end of the call, you had already spooged back when she had asked you the size of Big Bird.
Galvanized, I ordered a tee for my husband. You're a real mensch, Danny.
Danny, I copied your idea over at my site, with a slight twist. I hope you don't mind.
Danny, I would really love to buy a T-Shirt but I live in the UK and would need to add the $5 extra for P&P, which would be fine except I can't figure out how to do that at the checkout in Paypal. I might just be a bit of a ditz, in which case any advice is more than welcome, but if it isn't actually possible, is there another way for we International readers to get hold of one or even just donate without having to post a cheque to the US? Thanks!
Galvanized. I know how that poor kid feels. 14 is way too young to lose your Dad.
My dad lost his dad when he was only 12. so in honor of my dad and his dad and cody and jimbo, i bought a dad gone mad t this week.
Naturally I zoomed straight into the last posting.
At 15, your sure knew your Sesame Street characters well, to use them back at a professional!
I can't get enough of the best of posts! Thanks for the blasts from the pasts-quite enjoyable
The best post ever was Laying Cable in the House of the Lord.
You are SO funny!