Inspiration, please report to my desk immediately.

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Aw, writer's block looks sad...or maybe drunk.

Okay, so I don't usually comment on the blogs I read....Ever. But since you are having issues with writers block and I always laugh really really hard when reading your blog, check this out: http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history. If this isn't going to give you something to rant about I have no idea what will. I hope this link works!

Danielle

I knew it! I had been trying to put a face to writers block, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. Low and behold, it's been right here all along.

If my writers block looked like that....I would surely have something to write about.

Dad Gone Sad? The Dad Formerly Known as Mad? Don't let me down, dude, I've listed you on my fave blogs! My entire readership (all 6 of them) anxiously awaits. Nothing like a little pressure to really make that writer's block blossom, eh?

That doesn't look like Starbucks.

do you have a pet? talk to it. my dog inspires much creativity.

Huh. Usually it comes in the form of readers getting to ask their favorite blogger any question they'd like. At least, that's what happens on my site. So... what's -your- drink at Starbucks?

Writer's block looks a lot like creepy webcam guy

Writers Block looks an awful lot like the pictures on the wall down at the post office.

Obviously some Internet Porn guy in the photo you submitted.

Check out this blog (if you don’t already). http://themeanestmom.blogspot.com/ She’s so freaking hilarious. I laugh with her almost (a close almost) as much as I do with you!

shake it off
watch some mindless crap on the tube
romance yr hot wife
eat something you love
go outside
drink
This too shall pass

Ironically, the fact that a post appeared, (and an enjoyably humorous one, again, I might add) seems to disqualify the notion of writer's block.

Things to write about:
See this list of writing prompts: http://www.toasted-cheese.com/pieh/2008daily.htm
Your reason for having a buzz cut
The fact that I just pooped something that looks like an uppercase J.

How is it you can write about having nothing to write about, and I still laugh hysterically???? :)

its amazing how much that resembles constipation. hmmm.

Wow... that is really sad... please don't do that again... haha. Well, here's to hoping your inspiration fairy shows up soon!

Ditto Deb. (Which reminds me of that Jackie Chan movie - The Tuxedo - where he's making faces and Jennifer Love Hewitt's character is guessing the emotion behind them.)

Suck it up! Walk it off, bitch! Seriously you look like the kid I busted with marijuana this year! Huh?

Write about how all your friends from temple are so awesome and dig your family! Or just go to the beach with Camp Sholom, now there will be source of inspiration...

Why does that look a lot like a mug shot?

Wow. My writer's block was a picnic compared to that face! And mine lasted 7 months!
Yep, back to the blog. As of today. Woo hoo!

I hate writer's block...

What happened to the story about the fruit cup tossing?

SNAP OUT OF IT!!! (Don't you love that one?)

I would go have a drink or 4. I don't think it's just coincidence that so many great authors have been drunks.

Good Lord! If it looks that bad, I hope I never get it... ;)

try oneword.com
they give you a word and you have 60 seconds to write anything that comes to mind. when i'm trying to write, i always go here first to warm up a bit. (and by warm up a bit, i mean not write but pretend i'm actually writing.) besides, you get to read everyone else's mind trash as well which always seems like a productive way to waste time.

Ok, just recovered from the same illness. Mine lasted 5 weeks :-)

Dude, writer's block is scary as hell.

;-)

Dude.... Is that a reflection of a naked Gary "The Amish-Chaser" in the television screen?

Ummm, you always write really funny stuff about farting?

Yikes!

That picture looks like a guy who moves to a new neighborhood and has to go door to door as required by law, to let everyone know he's a sex offender.

"Eight-year-olds Dude...Eight-year-olds."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! That's a classic! Hee Hee!

oh, that is quite scary...hope you don't have a blockage for too long...ok, hahaha, the took on a whole new meaning in my head...

I have comment-block. I can't think if any witty or funny retort. Maybe it is contagious...

You could write about all the stupid suggestions that your loyal bloggership is suggesting you do - including mine.

or go pleasure yourself....or go pleasure Hot Wife (personally I am for the latter)

What the hell is writer's block doing with his hands under the table?

I agree with Brian... writing something about J shaped poop is probably the start of something. Maybe, in fact, the start of the worst sentence in the history of the world.

I suggest houseofwigs.com (recently a guest of Dooce), or at least take a little while to read a back log of some of your influences. I find that it helps replenish the store a little.

where are you working? that doesn't look like either starbucks or your house (unless you added a second story since I've been there). maybe a change of scenery or a call to your sis?

xo

Oh dear.
Do you see dead people?

Inspiration... hmmm.....

What has been your highest and your lowest point in each 24 period?

Try it, it's fun and you get extra points for writing about stupid shit
http://meandyouandellie.blogspot.com/2008/06/weekend-3-way_27.html

Dude! Dude!! Dude!!! Put that face away or you'll curse me!

Okay, I've got my eyes safely closed now...

I hope your Inspiration Fairy gets out of the can soon. She must have a magazine in there or something. Probably because of all the diarrhea.

Mine's always doin' that, and sometimes I just wanna say, "Thanks but no thanks, lady-- next time just leave me a voicemail, hang around fumigating someone else's head, and come back when it's all cleared up."

Um. Yeah, about that. It sucks, but there is an upside somewhere, right? Maybe pick a favorite tune you like and let it put you back in a moment? Works for me!

Wow. Your writers block looks way more morose than mine.

Let me know if inspiration shows up.....then send it on my way. :)

I have it so bad right now it's ridiculous. I can't write a word of my book so I just blog. My editor is getting very edgy. As am I. And add screaming babies to the mix and see if you ever want to write again. I feel you, bro.

So we know that your nipples are uneven ... ya' wanna share with us why your ears don't match? (Don't worry about it - Stephen Colbert's ears don't match either - and *he* *is* *hawttttt*)

Fart Danny! Ya gotta do it. Just let out the farts. For the love of god Danny, just let out the farts.

I wouldn't mind another story about crap craft...it's been a long time since you've indulged us. Otherwise, I got nothin....I'm blockin too.

I've always heard that writing was easy, just sit in front of a typewriter/keyboard until you start sweating blood.

Looks like you just heard the words, "I'm Chris Hanson."

nothing a smack around the head with a keyboard couldn't solve

I've got writer's block just looking at a picture of writer's block!
You need some great sex, some good food and something alcoholic. AND some good family time...Relax for a bit, it's summer!

Inspiration?
More like caffeine!
Get thee to a Starbucks!

Man, that's one hell of a thousand yard stare you're sporting there. I'd offer some advice, a witty aside or personal dutch oven anecdote, but I'm experiencing a bit of a block myself. I wonder if Walgreens stocks a literary laxitive?