I got so good at whoring my own book that I figured I'd try it for someone else's.

 

I hope you appreciate this, Kristen.

Other book news:

1) I received my advanced copy of RULES FOR MY UNBORN SON by Walker Lamond and have thoroughly enjoyed it.

2) Jen Lancaster recommended I check out I AM A GENIUS OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL AND I WANT TO BE YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT by Josh Lieb, an Emmy-winning executive producer on The Daily Show. As the title pretty strongly suggests, its hilarious.

3) I've started on a proposal for what I hope will become my follow-up to RAGE AGAINST THE MESHUGENAH.

Comments

Oh, sweet mercy, Danny. There really are no words.

KG is sending me Rules For My Unborn Son for The Daily Grommet. I'm looking forward to reading it.

Dude. You know I love you but you look a bit like the dude from Silence of the lambs in that Tee. "Put the lotion in the basket." Very transsexual... Uh, in a good way.

Nice. Now try it with lipstick and blue eyeshadow.

One size does not fit all.

Appalled and disgusted.

Holy shit, I think you look better in that top than I would. But I have nicer boobs.

This might not have been the 1st place to visit on your blog...or does it get worse from here? ;D You're a good friend and a good sport.

Please tell me you went all Ralph Lauren and photoshopped your arms to look that skinny.

Wow. Very nice...uh...well...I bet you burn easy in the sun, don'tcha?

Your guns look hot.

as one of Kristen's mominatrixes (plural?) can i register my vote for you to be the hottest one of us all. whoooo!!!

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

I don't know whether to laugh, or uh .... yep, just laughing. :)

I still keep hoping one day that a publisher will let you do a book based on the blog ... I'm delving back in time through your archives and thoroughly enjoying it. It'd be pretty easy to take a lot of your entries and turn it into a Dad Gone Mad book, now that you've got the street cred from your book!

My Eyes! My Eyes!

I purchased from Amazon I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil for my daughter. She's been priming herself to be school president for next year, I'm hoping she will pick up some tips on how to keep a nice balance of ruthlesness and evil on her journey to school despotism.

Maybe I should have addressed cross-dressing fetishes in the book.

OMG, that is hilarious!!

Aww.. Danny you are so cute in pink!

It takes balls...to wear that shirt.

I'm very bothered.

Wow. You're awesome!

Woah... you look sorta... like a trannie. I mean that with all the love in the world!