'Sit Around And Masturbate'

November 09, 2009

And I thought all they did at Duke University was play basketball.

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The study at issue seems to indicate that people do things a bit differently in North Carolina. But it's comforting to know that people like the man who said the following is around to police the moral code:

"I'm concerned about promiscuity also," Vetter said. "And to be honest, I don't have the solution. ... My concern is these students are in this developmental phase, and I don't think it's a good developmental practice to just tell somebody to just sit around and masturbate. I don't think that promotes relationships."

12  Comments

Note to self....

"Stop reading DGM at work"

My coworker saw the heading of this article.

Hmmm...a study about sex toys. Passed by PEER review. For a group of 7-8 women. For an hour together. With the "research" being done by 2-3 men. Yep, sounds like harmless porn, I mean "Science" to me.

I'm willing to bet these "scientists" love what they do for work

You have to learn to love yourself before you can love others.

You just couldn't bring yourself to say the ISSUE AT HAND, could you?? =)

I just dropped by to say thanks for addressing the issue of depression on Momversation--I hope they have you on more often!

S

If I had a Dime for every time my wife said, "Just leave me alone and go masturbate somewhere." And of course, my answer is that I don't think that promotes relationships!

Damn. Now why the hell didn't *I* think of this for my area of "study"? Get some co-eds to sit around and talk dirty while playing with vibrators. That is genius of the highest level.

LOL!!!!
Unbelievable!!!

"My understanding is there is a concern on campus about promiscuity," Vetter said.


Hmmmmm I think this study is helping with the promiscuity issue, Father...unless something has changed since I left Uni, sex toys kept me at home not out looking for hook ups ;-)

I lived in Raleigh/Durham (Raleigh really) for over 2 years, it's one of the more beautiful cities (not so much Durham).. but NC deff. does things a little differently... there was a durham study once about Strippers, and the media and everyone else was up in arms about that, amongst other stuides. I lived there when the Lacrosse issue was going on... good times lol.


And honestly I have never in my life seen so many umm.. sluts in one city before in my LIFE and i live in friggen new jersey lol. So NC deff is a bit more promiscuous then I was comfortable with... friends sleeping with friends boyfriends, tag teams.. you name it.. it was going on.. so if people wanna bring up toys... please do.. the state could use something else to do lol.. oh and the tag teaming, and friends sleeping with their friends boyfriends.. was just one group of people that I knew... nice.

Nooooo! No more french dips!

My momma always said if I kept doing that I'd go blind. Does this fall into the category "She blinded herself with science"?

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