Hi. I'm wearing Oakley Split Jackets with no lenses and listening to phat rhymes.

Thought you should know.

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There's a reason they're called BCD glasses.

With that look, you could always try out for So You Think You Can Dance. You could market yourself as the white boy version of Twitch.

Yanno, Devo just released a new CD. Dunno why I thought of that when I saw this shot ...

Hotwife - do something.

Haaaahahahahahahahahhahaha! Oh please dear God make it stop!

That is a $260 pair of sunglasses (sans lenses). I'm just not sure what to think about that. Maybe you need different headphones. Yeah, that's the problem.

Mr. Evans:

As our employee, you should know that Oakley spends millions to advance the image of our company as a cool, hip product.

You've undone all of this in one post.

You're fired.

Does your insurance not cover lenses? Time to switch jobs.

Noted!

Haaahaaahaa...where the heck are your lenses???!! You made me crack up with this one...!

Oh, and also? How funny that we all commented on your lack of lenses but not on the fact that you used the term "phat rhymes"...

Hey, just bought your book and finished it. Will definitely be recommending it to friends. Thanks.