Dad Gone Mad

You read Dad Gone Mad because fashion is your life. We understand. So what better way to tell the world that your sense of style extends well beyond the close-out rack at Wal-Mart than with a handsome Dad Gone Mad or sexy Hot Wife t-shirt.

Hot Wife T-Shirts

Few things in life are absolutely certain, but I think we can all agree to this: if you are a woman who reads Dad Gone Mad, you're HOT! Embrace that hotness. Celebrate it. And wear a t-shirt that essentially tells the entire world, "Yep. Hotness. Right here." Conversely, if you don't have one of these shirts, there is no independent way to verify your hotness. You're on your own.

Hot Wife shirts are 100% cotton, black, ladies-style tees emblazoned with hot pink lettering (Get it. HOT pink.). They are priced at $14.99 (plus $2 for shipping and handling). Here's what one looks like on it's namesake:

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Dad Gone Mad T-Shirts

Featuring the Dad Gone Mad logo emblazoned on a preshrunk black beefy t-shirt, this "must have" item will let everyone on your block know that you sometimes go onto the internet and read stories about men who have to go potty really, really badly. How much would YOU pay for a fashion statement like this? Fifty bucks? A hundred bucks? A million bucks? Guess again, peanut. The Dad Gone Mad t-shirt can be yours for the unfathomably low price of $14.99 (plus $2 for shipping and handling).

If you don't have one of these shirts, there's a pretty good chance that you're a pathetic loser.

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ORDER BY MAIL
If you're stuck back in the Stone Age with Fred and Wilma, you can still order a Dad Gone Mad or Hot Wife t-shirt to show all of your dinosaur friends when you go out for Brontosaurus Burgers. Simply send your address, size preference and $16.99 (check payable to "Danny Evans") to:

Danny Evans
P.O. Box 2366
Orange, CA 92859

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS Please add an additional $5 for orders outside the U.S.